{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the chicken cross the playground?","punchline":"To get to the other slide.","id":428}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why was the JavaScript developer sad?","punchline":"He didn't know how to null his feelings.","id":420}
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Bermeo is a railway station in Bermeo, Basque Country, Spain. It is owned by Euskal Trenbide Sarea and operated by Euskotren. It lies on the Urdaibai line.
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