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{"fact":"Normal body temperature for a cat is 102 degrees F.","length":51}

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{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}

{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}

{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}

{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}

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