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{"type":"standard","title":"Palau at the 2011 Pacific Games","displaytitle":"Palau at the 2011 Pacific Games","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7126868","titles":{"canonical":"Palau_at_the_2011_Pacific_Games","normalized":"Palau at the 2011 Pacific Games","display":"Palau at the 2011 Pacific Games"},"pageid":32912164,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/48/Flag_of_Palau.svg/330px-Flag_of_Palau.svg.png","width":320,"height":200},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/48/Flag_of_Palau.svg/800px-Flag_of_Palau.svg.png","width":800,"height":500},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1185482027","tid":"1bdee53f-84e6-11ee-8a30-4e48f2c8e466","timestamp":"2023-11-17T01:10:34Z","description":"Sporting event delegation","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palau_at_the_2011_Pacific_Games","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palau_at_the_2011_Pacific_Games?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palau_at_the_2011_Pacific_Games?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Palau_at_the_2011_Pacific_Games"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palau_at_the_2011_Pacific_Games","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Palau_at_the_2011_Pacific_Games","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palau_at_the_2011_Pacific_Games?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Palau_at_the_2011_Pacific_Games"}},"extract":"Palau competed at the 2011 Pacific Games in Nouméa, New Caledonia between August 27 and September 10, 2011. As of June 28, 2011 Palau has listed 66 competitors.","extract_html":"
Palau competed at the 2011 Pacific Games in Nouméa, New Caledonia between August 27 and September 10, 2011. As of June 28, 2011 Palau has listed 66 competitors.
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Burma was represented at the 1988 Summer Olympics in Seoul, South Korea by the Burma Olympic Committee.
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